[France is nowhere to be seen on screen. In fact, he might not even be in the vicinity of this transmission. No, instead, the network has the very special treat of one newly evolved Politoed, gazing in a glazed manner at the screen, and, near by, the remains of what looks like a Department Store shopping bag. In the background, you can see the room ( Read more... )

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Kkkkkkgggggggzzzzzzzzt

[The 'Gear comes on, having recently taken an unscheduled trip across France's hotel room to meet the wall. A few seconds later, France comes onto the screen, adjusting it to take in his most epically displeased face.]Germany and Prussia are gone. So is Spain. If anyone hears ( Read more... )

All gifts should be delivered by Christmas Eve unless otherwise noted. Please let me know if I've forgotten anyone who deserves a gift for dealing with France~ ♥

Agent Dale Cooper has received an early Christmas gift of a long red scarf and will receive a 500g bag of high-grade coffee grounds.
Ahiru will receive a set of pink and black dance ( Read more... )

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy ( Read more... )